Suck my metaphysical dick.

Bad puns and inappropriate references to fictional universes.


basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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So last night as improvingdaily and I were walking back to our place after the baseball game, a large truck drove by and a guy in it shouted, “Fuck her right in the pussy!” at us. We didn’t think much of it. Less than ten seconds later we heard voices coming from a bush and saw three guys running out of the bush. I’m pretty sure I saw one of the guys pulling his pants up as he ran full speed down the street. Needless to say we were quite confused..





What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

(via nona-destroyer-of-cakes)