Suck my metaphysical dick.

Rachael.
19.
Female.
Bad puns and inappropriate references to fictional universes.

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via tinadayton)

So last night as improvingdaily and I were walking back to our place after the baseball game, a large truck drove by and a guy in it shouted, “Fuck her right in the pussy!” at us. We didn’t think much of it. Less than ten seconds later we heard voices coming from a bush and saw three guys running out of the bush. I’m pretty sure I saw one of the guys pulling his pants up as he ran full speed down the street. Needless to say we were quite confused..

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

(via nona-destroyer-of-cakes)